+ Fascinating discoveries +
Yeah, this probably shouldn't go here, but it's a continuation of my previous Aunt Flo issues, so there you go. Wow. Comma splice much? I digress.

You know how you're usually afraid to invite relatives to come and stay? And when they do, you want to encourage them to leave? Yeah, well. I would like to extend an invitation to Aunt Flo to please come and stay a while. This habit of showing up unexpectedly and hanging around for a few hours, a day, a day and a half is really getting quite old.

Interestingly, I think - THINK! - she might be settling in for a longer stay. Today I have some pretty strong indications. And I've been a good girl, taking my pill on schedule every day for more than a week now. So I know it's not being triggered from some weird hormone deficiency.

But what's even more interesting is what preceded this particular visit of Aunt Flo. Despite the normal cleansing a woman's body frequently does just before AF shows up, something else happened. The night before last I had (blush) an entire night full of erotic dreams. And I mean HOT dreams. I seriously cannot remember the last time that happened. Okay, I can. I was in my first trimester of pregnancy somewhere, when you have all those wild weird dreams. But even those weren't as steamy as these were. Holy cow. I literally blushed the next day just remembering them - and I remember them, believe me! Whew.

Strange. I wonder if this is going to be par for the course from now on. I won't dread AF so much if I know it'll be preceded by a night of great (imaginary) sex.

(There go my search results. Grand. If you are finding this by searching for sex, go away. This is a baby journal.)