+ Breast Pumping Rule #87 +
When pumping while doing anything else (eating, reading, whatever), do not lean over, under any circumstances. It may seem like the laws of physics don't apply to you because, after all, how can those horns suction on there like there's no tomorrow? But they do, and you will be sorry when you find out those horns have holes in them to make the whole suction thing work. Those holes can allow the precious milk you've just spent 15 minutes pumping to spill out.

Oh, and breastmilk leaves a lovely, subtle stain on khaki trousers.

(sidenote: I really didn't spill that much, maybe 0.5-1 oz. Fortunately, I saw it before I felt it, and sat right back up. It could have been much worse, which is why I can laugh about it!) :)