+ Bad equations +
Company picnic + 1100 RSVP's = lots of catered BBQ
Lots of catered BBQ + 104 degrees F = food poisoning
Food poisoning + heat exhaustion = extreme vomiting
Extreme vomiting + inability to drink anything, including water = massive dehydration
Massive dehydration + insufficient food intake = No breastmilk
No breastmilk + hungry baby = Crisis

We're working on this. Fortunately, food poisoning passes quickly. Unfortunately, dehydration takes a while to fix. I'm stuffing myself and drinking like a fish, along with my Fenugreek. Thank God for those freezer stores of milk from a few weeks ago.